- me: mom... dad... im g-
- parents: gay?
- me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
but here in this kingdom, we will endure.
me cause football right around the corner
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
we takin’ over
Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.
Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]
without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
If you keep being mean to Church, Church will just keep being mean to you, and then everyone will be mean to everyone all the time, and everything will be bad and no one will have fun. I mean, c’mon! Is this really what you want? You just- you just want to be angry and mean all the time? Because that is dumb! And you know what? You are dumb for thinking that! So Church left, and maybe some of us were sad, but you know what? That is okay!
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO TO MY COSPLAY IN ONLY TWO WEEKS, AND I’M ACTUALLY WORKING HARD ON IT, BUT GETTING THE DETAILS THE WAY I WANT IS TAKING FOREVER